Religion is such an exact science*

In the beginning, there was absence. There was an absence of all things positive and an absence of all things negative. There was even an absence of absence. This was called God. By it's very nature, god engendered the end of absence. This was called creation.

There were, and are, certain unalterable rules, as fundamental and real as God itself. These are the laws of limit, change, duality, and time. The law of limit is that there is a certain amount of existence, or God, and a certain amount of absence. These amounts can never change. The law of change is that everything changes, always. Matter- existence and energy- change into one another, and change even into different kinds of matter and energy. The law of duality is that everything is composed, at the most base level, of God, (existence), and absence. According also to the law of change, the balance of existence and absence in any area is constantly changing. The law of time is that all reality is transmitted through the medium of time.

So God changed, becoming energy and matter, and suffusing absence. These new composites of absence and existence made spheres, down to the most infinitesimal string of matter and the smallest drop of energy. On at least one of these spheres, an anomaly occured. Composites began to resemble God, as fellow creators. This new kind of composite was called 'living'. These living composites converted and rearranged the composites around them, 'creating' more of themselves and crafting new composites in their image. There were two things these living composites could create that nothing else could: living composites and a new kind of energy called 'thought'. The significance of these new composites was that, unlike other matter that was at it's most ubiquitous level pure matter encased and coalescing about absence, the most reducible form of the living composite was the 'individual'. This form was a composite of absence and existence, the only ubiquitous object to be so. As such, 'living' composites created in a way that would have never existed in the nonliving world of purity.

I figure this is my Genesis. I'll skip a bit of the storytelling, though.

* that's sarcasm, friends